A nuclear missile has been stolen! The fate of the planet hangs in the balance! There's only one thing to do: send an aging Peter Graves to Iran and imply that beautiful women half his age are somehow attracted to his lumbering! RiffTrax: Missile X
Joel and the Bots have a tough time agreeing on how to spend their free time between segments of the teen sci-fi thriller "The Crawling Hand". MST3K: The Crawling Hand
Michael Keaton, Geena Davis, Alec Baldwin, and Winona Ryder star in director Tim Burton's comic twist on supernatural horror tales. Beetlejuice
A dour production of Shakespeare’s play produced for German TV. A prince returns home for his father’s funeral and doesn’t like what he finds. MST3K: Hamlet
A wacky group of locals visits the neighborhood cigar shop looking for good times and plenty of hilarious fun. But when the greedy owner threatens to close the shop for good, the neighborhood proves they'll do anything to save their favorite hangout. Blue In the Face
Wise ruler Akronas (aka “The Great One”) is the keeper of an incredibly powerful but potentially deadly device. MST3K: Cave Dwellers
Banished from Mount Olympus, Hercules (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is sent to Earth where he finds true love and starts a promising career in the bodybuilder business. Hercules in New York

American Virgin

"The 40-Year-Old Virgin" meets "American Pie" in this hysterical comedy. At college on a sponsorship from a sexual abstinence group, pure-as-snow virgin Priscilla White stands to lose it all after drinking and getting filmed performing wild sexual antics.

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